One busy weekend, and already it feels like I will never catch up again. Well, not until January, at least, when I will suddenly have to sit through old episodes of The Cosby Show or TJ Hooker in order to find something to write about. There’s something to look forward to.
In order to save time, allow me to distill the essence of the past week’s television into its purest form, the haiku.
Heroes
Heroes showed promise
Monroe and shirtless Peter
Can save my world.
Ugly Betty
Shocking twists! And yet
I was most surprised to learn
Posh can’t act. Who knew?
Dexter
I’m a bit worried.
When psychopaths lose control
It’s not a good thing.
Grey’s Anatomy
Chemistry, my ass.
Could a scientist explain
why I’m still watching?
Chuck
Its best show so far,
Which means a cancellation
Will shortly follow.
Friday Night Lights
I’ve only got love.
I’d marry this show today
If it would have me.
Prison Break and Supernatural are still waiting on my hard drive for another night, but it’s your turn now. Do you have your own 5-7-5 review of these shows or any others?
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November 14th, 2007 at 10:08 am
My attempt is lame, but this is quite fun. Also, possible spoilers for Prison Break.
Michael takes shirt off
Escape dashed yet again, double cross!
Must now live in box?
Is that a true Haiku? My poetry sucks.
November 14th, 2007 at 10:09 am
Damn, my second line doesn’t fit. Oh well…take out the yet.
November 14th, 2007 at 10:31 am
I am still annoyed
The ‘plus-sized’ girl got kicked out
Of ANTP.
November 14th, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Curse you, Jeopardy.
Celebrity Week sucks hard,
And you never call.
O Venture Brothers!
Somehow I got invested.
Please to make more eps.
Also, I feel like starting some kind of pool for when and how Peter ends up shirtless next time. They set his shirt on fire! I laughed out loud!
November 14th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Just watched Heroes. Must say it is getting better. Must attempt to rectify my previous failed attempt:
Peter wears bad wig
Veronica Mars shows up
She is annoying
Disappointed in K Bell. Her sickly squeaky voice is very grating. Too perky.
November 14th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Pushing Daisies
It’s far too cutesy
And affected. Yet I can’t
Help enjoying it
November 14th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
30 Rock
Funniest show in
The world. Liz Lemon made poor
Griz and Dot-Com cry!
November 15th, 2007 at 11:41 am
Why can’t I stop watch
-ing bad anthropology
Like ‘Love Trap’ last night?
November 15th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
House…
Hugh Laurie rules all,
the supporting cast is huge,
Chase needs a haircut.