Pop Vultures

Project Runway took the week off, but there was a surprising amount of new programming this last week. Enough, in fact, that there’s only one way to cover it all: more TV haiku!

American Idol
Yes, I’m still watching
Though I feel unclean and
Would like Paula’s drugs.

Eli Stone
Maybe it’s just me
But based on the latest shows
Quirky’s the new black.

Friday Night Lights
Oh, Matt, you bad boy.
Lost pup in a harsh world
Taking cold showers.

House
A late Christmas House
No Cameron to be seen.
Was that our present?

Lost
Flashback, flash-forward.
One thing is always the same:
Still no new answers.

Supernatural
Dear Dean in danger
Are we still meant to believe
He’s going to hell?

Torchwood
Time-traveling plot
Allows for more emo angst.
I miss aliens.

The Wire
Much to my surprise
The serial killer plot –
Pure comedy gold.

Your turn! How would you sum up last week’s TV through minimalistic Japanese poetry?