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TV with PV: May 19

It’s season finale night! The bad news is that, just as we get used to having scripted television back, the US shows are going off the air for four months. The good news is that all of these shows have been renewed for next season, so no matter what cliff-hangers they throw at us, we can rest assured that they’ll be resolved…eventually.

First up is Gossip Girl, which I still love unabashedly despite the continued presence of Michelle Trachtenberg as Serena’s arch-nemesis. Considering that it’s the season finale, I fully expect to see betrayal, lies, and at least one really big explosion. Maybe they’ll blow up Georgina. (CW, 8:00)

House had a diabolically good first half of its season-ending two-parter, and I can’t wait to see how it ends. Amber? Amber? Really? (FOX, 9:00)

Bones also went the two-parter route, though I can’t say I’m too concerned about Booth dying. Actually, I’m more annoyed that his crazy stalker interrupted the karaoke. I’m rooting for an encore to wrap up the season. We already know they do a mean version of Foreigner. (FOX, 8:00)

How I Met Your Mother will only resume its place as my favorite comedy when it refuses to allow She-Who-Will-Not-Be-Named to guest star. Fortunately, tonight is a starlet-free episode. (CBS, 8:30)

Finally, there’s One Tree Hill. I may still feel dirty when I watch it, but that’s never stopped me before. (CW, 9:00)

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Stunt-Casting Injuries

When I started this blog, I had two specific goals in mind. The first was to create a powerful army of television-addled zombies who would attack NBC honcho Ben Silverman on command. The second was to be the only entertainment blog in the history of the world to never include the names of any drunken, crotch-flashing, fame-addicted starlets of questionable intelligence. I am firm in my belief that they’ll only go away when we stop paying attention to them. While I still have some work to do on that first goal, I’ve been doing pretty well on the second one.

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TV with PV: May 5

Mondays are rarely easy (though this one is much better, what with it being a bank holiday in the UK). Still, the network scheduling folks have loaded up the TV schedule today, providing a nice little reward for making it through the day.

With Blair and Jenny engaged in outright war and mean girl Georgina stirring up trouble, Gossip Girl is downright delicious these days. (CW, 8:00)

How I Met Your Mother
returns to a Stella-centric plot line, which I can only pretend to care about. Still, so long as Barney is there, I can’t see this show dropping below #2 on my to-watch list. (CBS, 8:30)

Bones finally gets around to putting Brennan’s father on trial. I’m sure that the courtroom dynamics will be every bit as realistic as the 3-D modeling in the forensics lab, but I’ll happily watch anyway. (FOX, 8:00)

I have only one thing to say about One Tree Hill: WHY don’t they just kill Dan? WHY? (CW, 9:00)

House returns with yet another case that is solved through morally dubious means. The real mystery these days is why Jesse Spencer and Jennifer Morrison are still in the opening credits while the three new docs aren’t. (FOX, 9:00)

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TV with PV: April 28

Since I watched entirely respectable television last night, I better balance that out tonight with the teen soap twofer.

First up is Gossip Girl, which came back with a strong episode last week. This show is so deliciously rich, with its Machiavellian teenagers, lush New York settings, and fabulously over the top story arcs, yet it still manages to have a genuine heart beating beneath all the silliness. I take back any reservations I had at the beginning of the season. (CW, 8:00pm)

Now that I’ve admitted my shameful One Tree Hill secret, I can openly say that I’ll be watching it this week. Without reading any spoilers, I can safely guess that one character will have their heart broken by someone they’ll have forgotten about in two more episodes, someone will get bad news, and someone else will behave completely out of character in order to further some ridiculous plot line. (CW, 9:00pm)

ETA: I’m not sure where my head is today, because I posted this before including the new episodes of How I Met Your Mother (CBS, 8:30), Bones (Fox, 8:00) and House (Fox, 9:00). It looks like Monday wants to compete with Thursday for best TV night of the week.

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5 Best TV Characters (At the Moment)

Last week, Scooter asked fellow TV bloggers to compile a list of their current favorite television characters. What better way to celebrate the slow return of scripted television than by honoring those characters that keep us tuning in each week? This Friday 5 names my personal favorites, though I’ve got to say, it was nearly impossible to narrow it down to five, and the list changed at least six times. Ask me again tomorrow, and I may have different answers, but this is my absolute most up-to-date list of my five favorite characters.

5. Peggy Olson (Elizabeth Moss)
The Show: Mad Men
Peggy Mad MenWhy the Character is Awesome: Though I started watching Mad Men when it first aired, I wandered away and forgot to return. I thought it might be a bit like The Sopranos was for me: an excellent show peopled with characters that I didn’t actually care about. And yet, after about a month away from the show, I started wondering what Peggy Olson was up to. Somehow or other, that simultaneously timid and ballsy “new girl” in the steno pool had got under my skin. I had to know if she was ever given copywriting jobs, or moved out of the boroughs, or if she ever got around to punching Pete in the face (answers: yes, no and, sadly, no). Peggy is a bundle of contradictions. She calls building security during an out-of-control office party because it’s the right thing to do, but doesn’t hesitate to sleep with a married man. She aspires to the high-class Manhattan lifestyle, but refuses to apologize when she gains too much weight to look the part. She manages to be both the scared ingenue and the ambitious future ad exec and is equally believable in both aspects of the role. It is that split that will keep me tuning in next season. I want to know which side of Peggy will eventually triumph.

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5 Worst TV Workplaces

Has this first full week back at work after the holidays felt like a long slog through thick mud on a molasses freeway? Trying to figure out how you’re going to make it to your next set of holidays, sometime in the distant, glorious days of May? Well, in the spirit of “it could always be worse,” this week’s Friday 5 considers the worst jobs currently on television. After all, those 6:30am starts may be tough, but at least we don’t have to work at any of these places.

CSI lab5. CSI
The workplace: Forensic crime lab
Why you don’t want to work there: Some might get excited by the combination of science and mystery-solving, but those people have a stronger stomach than I do. Not only would you have to spend your days surrounded by bloody, decomposing corpses and their various innards, but you’d have to do it in a ridiculously dark room. Think of your poor eyes! I mean, this is a science lab. Turn on the damn lights, people.

4. How I Met Your Mother
The workplace:
Lily’s kindergarten class
Why you don’t want to work there: You are the only adult in a room full of thirty 5-year-olds for eight hours a day. Do I really need to elaborate? (Note: I like children and am a teacher myself, though I teach 18-year-olds about representation on Battlestar Galactica. It may be the same field, but those fields are in entirely different countries.) I cannot imagine a job more likely to induce complete and utter exhaustion on a daily basis. To those that actually are kindergarten teachers, I salute you.

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5 Great Television Moments of 2007

In a year full of some dreadful television moments (the cancellation of Veronica Mars, the slow death of scripted programming, the triumph of Eric and Danielle on The Amazing Race), we can at least give thanks for these glowing sparks of light in the broadcast darkness.

5. The Panthers win state! The Panthers win state! Forget the Grinch; I think my heart grew two sizes just from watching the season finale of Friday Night Lights. For a show so steeped in the heart-breaking realism of day-to-day life, it seemed possible that they’d end the series with some sort of poignant statement on the nature of loss. Of course, I forgot how well this show balances moments of loss with glimpses of hope, and oh! That ending! A joyous, vibrant and utterly irony-free conclusion to a beautiful season of television.

4. Flight of the Conchords tells us about “Inner City Pressure.” Trying to pick the best Conchords song is like trying to narrow down the greatest Ben & Jerry’s flavor: there are just so many to choose from (though it’s got to be Cherry Garcia, for real). For my money, “Inner City Pressure” narrowly claims the victory through its lyrical superiority (this is surely the first song to ever rhyme “abuse me” with “muesli”) and spot-on pastiche of Pet Shop Boys-esque Europop.

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