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TV Haiku: Season Finale Edition

Of course, the one week I need to take off is the same week the season finales start to air and the networks hold their upfronts. More on the latter later this week, but I can at least write a bit about the former. What to do when I’m so far behind that I have no hope of writing real posts on each show? TV haiku, of course!

Supernatural

Sadly, it turns out
My ESP is broken:
Dean did go to hell

Survivor
Which is more shocking,
The final vote, or the fact
The show is still on?

The Office
Did you cringe or laugh?
All hour, I couldn’t choose.
The season’s best ep.

America’s Next Top Model
The plus-sized girl wins!
This would only matter if
She won a career.

And a few bonus ones, for shows that kicked off their finales with the first of a two- or three-parter.

Lost
Oceanic Six
Clearly shown, though I still think
The baby’s a cheat.

House
Great mystery, but
Why did the show stoop to use
A cheap strip club scene?

Bones
Stalkers and Idols
And Eighties karaoke
Hard to go wrong there.

Your turn to 5-7-5 the last week of television.

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TV with PV: May 8

It’s that time again: the Thursday night marathon. I’ve been training for several weeks now, and soon I might  be able to do it all in one sitting, if I could only train the cats to deliver snacks between shows.

I was thinking that I should drop Supernatural from the night’s #1 spot, if only for some variety, but then they had to go and give me a zombie episode. Mmm, brains. Plus, Dean is still trying to break the curse, which is rather annoying when we all know he’s not going to hell. (CW, 9:00)

I actually really liked last week’s episode of Lost, though I’m not entirely sure why. Perhaps it was because I was drunk, but more likely it’s due to the various plot elements coming together at long last. They’ve suckered me back in, haven’t they? (ABC, 10:00)

Speaking of getting sucked back in, I’m still enjoying Grey’s Anatomy. God, we’re one of those couples, aren’t we? I bitch about it all the time, but we’re never really breaking up. At least, not this season. (ABC, 9:00)

The Office has fallen a bit on the priority list, though I still like it. I’m a bit worried that Michael is evolving from a clueless, insecure and slightly desperate man into a buffoon. I’m keeping a close eye on the show, just in case. (NBC, 9:00)

Finally, there’s Ugly Betty, which is free-falling on this list. I hate the crazy Renee storyline, I hate the Betty/Gio/Charlie/Henry quadrangle and I hate the pregnancy storyline. But at least I still love Amanda. (ABC, 8:00)

What’s not on the list? Sadly, The Invisibles. Like Plattie, I was underwhelmed by the first episode of the BBC comedy and don’t think I’ll be going back. Feel free to watch for me and let me know if I judged too quickly. (BBC1, 9:00)

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TV with PV: May 1

The brothers of Supernatural discover that the dead have one hell of a long-distance calling plan when Dean gets a phone call from their dear, deceased daddy. Based on the clip below, it’s going to be a terribly serious, angsty episode, but that isn’t going to stop me from watching. (CW, 9:00)

The Invisibles premieres tonight in the UK. My dedication to all things Buffy means that I must check out each new show featuring a former cast member, but this thieves-in-Devon comedy, starring Anthony Stewart Head, sounds good enough to watch on its own merit. Plus, it’s the one show I get to watch as it airs. (BBC1, 9:00)

We finally get a plot line for The Office set in the actual office, when Michael decides to give Stanley an attitude adjustment. I’m sure that will work out well for all concerned. (NBC, 9:00)

On Lost, things go wrong for the castaways. I’m sorry, was that a spoiler? (ABC, 10:00)

I’m a bit uncertain about the direction in which Ugly Betty is taking the Renee character (it’s the wacky mentally ill sister, doing all sorts of crazy things!), so this one dropped a bit on the viewing priority spreadsheet. Okay, I don’t actually have a spreadsheet yet, but if the networks keep adding shows to Thursday, I’m going to need one. (ABC, 8:00)

Surprisingly, I rather enjoyed last week’s episode of Grey’s Anatomy, though it would have been infinitely better if Izzie had been one of the patients. Who contracted a painful illness. And then died. This week is all about the returning former love interests, with Addison and Rebecca making appearances. (ABC, 9:00)

Check out a clip from this week’s Supernatural after the jump.

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TV with PV

To my great joy, the Thursday night glut is back! Tonight marks the return of enough scripted programming to keep you sitting in front of your TV till 2:00 am, just to keep up with all the televised goodness. In celebration of this fact, I’m starting a new daily post, listing all the shows on my personal schedule. No more will I hide behind some misguided pretense that I actually have a life; for you, my fellow vultures, I will confess just how many hours of TV I actually watch. Don’t judge too harshly.

Of course, there is so much new stuff on tonight that I must prioritize my viewing, since there’s no way even I can sit through six hours of TV at a stretch. The plan? Start with the first show and work my way down the list.

Supernatural: The brothers pay a visit to the set of a paranormal reality show. Supernatural tends to be at its best when it plays with genres and pop culture, so this is an easy top pick for the night.

Ugly Betty: The gang is back, in all their catfighting, backbiting, comedic glory. A surefire palate-cleanser after Supernatural’s gore.

The Office: The show doesn’t seem to have hit its stride yet in its return, but I’m a long ways from giving up on it. Tonight, Michael and Dwight find new ways to humiliate themselves in the Big Apple, while the rest of the Scranton employees are forced to work on Saturday. Rebellion is sure to ensue.

Lost: It’s back! I will never be one of the true Lost faithful, but I am never able to completely escape the lure of this show. I’ll be tuning in tonight to see who lives, who dies, and just how ridiculous the question:answer ratio becomes.

Grey’s Anatomy: I WILL stop watching it. I WILL. Just…not tonight. With the residents competing in a surgical contest, there is a chance it will return to some of its fun-loving, light-hearted ways. Plus, we’re guaranteed some quality Bailey time, since she’s the judge. I plan to see this show through the end of the season. If at that point, I still don’t care about anyone but Bailey, I’m giving up on it. Really.

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The Post-Strike TV Slump

Something rather unexpected has happened recently. I’m not enjoying TV as much. I’m sure it’s just a phase; you can’t keep a good couch potato down for long. However, as the post-strike episodes begin to trickle onto the airwaves, I find myself with the same response over and over again: yawn.

After waiting months for The Office to return, it does so with an episode set almost entirely in Michael’s condo, and while the episode contained all the awkward, borderline painful humor we’ve come to expect, it didn’t include the supporting characters that make the show so perfect. It’s been months — couldn’t they let us know how Stanley is doing? It didn’t help that the episode focused too much on Jan, since my one issue with the show is the way they’ve assassinated her character.

What about How I Met Your Mother? It came back with a much-heralded guest appearance by a certain pop starlet with mental heath issues, but hasn’t felt newsworthy otherwise. Part of the show’s charm comes from the lunatic convergence of multiple plots, and recent episodes have only had one predictable story to tell. Barney deserves better, damn it.

Granted, it can’t be easy to get back into the writing groove after months of walking the picket lines, but something feels off on so many shows, and I’m not sure whether it’s because the writers are out of practice writing or I’m out of practice viewing. After all, there are plenty of shows that weren’t affected by the strike that still haven’t been very good.

Men in Trees had all of its episodes filmed long before the strike, and it’s still boring me senseless. Sure, the show is a light-hearted character drama, but shouldn’t it contain some basic signs of a plot? I’m not asking for much, just enough so I can remember what happened the next day. At the moment, the only thing I’m sure of is that some new hockey player is in town and someone else still has amnesia. If it wasn’t for the fact that it feeds my longtime fantasy of living in a mountain cabin in Alaska, I’m not sure I’d be tuning in at all.

Then there’s Ashes to Ashes, a show I was downright giddy to see premiere and then quickly forgot about. Even the divine presence of Gene Hunt couldn’t hold my attention from the self-conscious and soulless depiction of the 80s. I found myself actually forgetting to watch it when it aired and eventually even stopped catching up on the BBC iPlayer. So far as I know, Alex Drake is forever trapped in 1983. She may never get to hear the Purple Rain soundtrack, in that case, a far crueler fate than being forced to relive the fashion.

Honestly, if it wasn’t for Battlestar Galactica, a show that is so damn good I want to tongue-kiss everyone who makes it, I’d worry that I was bored with television. That can’t be, can it? It’s got to be just a phase, one that will certainly end this month with the return of Gossip Girl, Ugly Betty and Supernatural, right? I’ll get my fabulous characters and stories back, and won’t have to resort to any desperate measures like, you know, getting off the sofa.

What about you? Are you enjoying the return of scripted television, or are you finding it hard to get back into the swing of things?

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5 Best TV Kisses

I hope you all survived V-Day intact, but here at Pop Vultures, it’s not over quite yet (hey, we always have more love to give). This week’s Friday 5 looks at the best TV kisses. These are the most romantic, the most passionate lip locks recently spotted on the small screen.

5. Torchwood
: Jack and John
What is it about James Marsters that makes every character he plays end up punching those he kisses? He and Buffy made out after a lengthy brawl, and his smooch with Captain Jack led to immediate fisticuffs. He easily taps into the raw physicality inherent in pure lust and can express it with his fists as easily as he can with his lips. Honestly, the kiss isn’t even the best part of his reunion with Jack; it’s the way it sets off the gleeful, joyous, physical brawl that follows. Now, I’m not saying I want a man to punch me after he kisses me, but as a metaphor for pure knock-you-on-your-ass, take-no-prisoners lust, this one is just plain hot.

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5 Best TV Workplaces

Since last week’s Friday 5 looked at the 5 worst TV workplaces, it only seems fair to give the other side its say. Sure, these jobs may be imaginary, but that doesn’t make me any less inclined to consider a major career change. Job satisfaction is much easier to achieve when you only need to change the channel to find it.

men in trees the chieftain5. Men In Trees
The workplace:
The Chieftain
Why you want to work there: First of all, it’s a bar, and drunk people are funny. More to the point, it’s the communal living room for the various quirky citizens of Elmo, all of whom are so friendly and welcoming that they make small town life look pretty damn good. The eye candy’s not bad, either. For a town so desperately short on women, the bar contains its share of stylish ladies, and the rugged and oh-so-manly Alaskan males ain’t bad either, if you like that sort of thing. The downside: you will occasionally be forced to listen to Jewel perform.

4. Top Chef
The workplace:
The judge’s table
Why you want to work there: Okay, this is an actual job, unlike the other fictional ones, but there was no way I was going to skip it. After all, each week you get to eat gourmet meals prepared by twelve up-and-coming chefs and, apparently, still look like Padma Lakshmi. Where do I sign up?

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Tidbits for January 15, 2008

  • Have you finally decided whether you prefer the US or UK version of The Office? Well, another country is about to add its own incompetent boss and his wacky employees to the airwaves. Chile has just licensed its own version of the sitcom. I am resisting making a “I feel God in this Chile’s tonight” joke, but just barely.
  • There are some potential, thoroughly unconfirmed developments in the writers’ strike. Rumor has it that the Director’s Guild of America has reached an agreement with the AMPTP. If this is true, the deal could serve as a template for the WGA. In addition, the WGA has hinted that they will refuse to grant a waiver for the Grammy Awards, suggesting that no SGA talent will be attending. How would a dearth of actors affect a music awards ceremony? Variety sums it up rather neatly:

    This year also has a substantial number of nominated musicians who have appeared in films and on TV. Chief among them are Justin Timberlake, Queen Latifah, Tim McGraw, Beyonce, Jack White, Jon Bon Jovi, T.I. and Fantasia. Among the nominees who have historically not crossed picket lines are Bruce Springsteen, the Beastie Boys, Joni Mitchell, John Mellencamp and Steve Earle.

    Someday, I will write a tidbit about the strike without overuse of the words “rumor”, “if”, “could” and “unconfirmed”. Sadly, today is not that day.

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Tidbits for November 18

  • Since we can’t have a tidbit without mentioning the strike, let’s get that out of the way immediately. The LA Times reports that the two sides have agreed to sit down for talks on November 26. Hopefully, both sides will approach the table so blissfully sated after a weekend of turkey and pumpkin pie that they will shake hands, hug, and immediately agree to whatever terms the writers set out. Hey, it could happen. Call it a Thanksgiving miracle.
  • Variety reports that Dirty Sexy Money has been picked up for a full season, an especially impressive feat when you consider that no one is available to write the remaining scripts. Does this mean I should try watching the show again?
  • Always wanted your own painting of a dead Peter from Heroes? Wondering what to get the rabid 30 Rock fan in your life for Christmas? Then haul yourself to the NBC auction, kicking off tomorrow. In an apparent effort to recoup some of the money being lost on the strike, NBC has ransacked the sets of its popular shows, finding random props and costumes that will surely become the cherished collector’s item of the lucky winner. Think of the wackiness you could get up to while wearing Michael Scott’s lucky tie.
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Tidbits for November 8

  • Steve Carell has now been elevated to ‘legend’ status. The excellent United Hollywood site reports that he has phoned in sick and is unable to work. The cause? Enlarged balls.
  • The show shut-down list continues to grow. All late night talk shows went dark immediately, and as of yesterday you can add Desperate Housewives and The Office to that list. Grey’s Anatomy looks to be the next to halt production. Basically, the 2007-8 season appears to be a wash. And while it sucks that original programming is about to be replaced by the new American Gladiators, I am now and will remain firmly in the writers’ camp. Damn the man! Save the empire!

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